Warnings: Will be mentions of bullying and ableism, etc. Angst.
Rated: PG for the first few parts, Rated M for the last.
Originally I intended this to be a two parter, well that’s changed and it’s now going to be five!
“So what? You’re not going to prom?” Sam asked as he and Blaine make their way to the choir room.
Klaine Bingo : Addiction
You guys know me, I took the funny, fluffy route … (if a little cracky)
Kurt knows that Blaine doesn’t do things in half.
When he decides to stop eating junk food, stone-cold, Kurt is not surprised, because this is … just the way Blaine is.
But while it is pretty easy to stop buying heavy cream and to eat more salads - Blaine has always eaten vegetables anyway - Kurt had his doubts about Blaine’s main addiction getting out of their lives so easily.
Klaine Bingo : Matchmaking
First meeting AU
Because we all know how wonderfully bad Santana and Mercedes could be at matchmaking …
"Do I look like I need you to act as a matchmaker?"
Santana looks at Blaine with a raised eyebrow. “Do I look like I’m going to let you drown your lonelihood in yet another pint of ice cream?”
What’s a dream compared to reality? ~2.9k
At first, the repetitive, music box melody is a part of Kurt’s dream.
He doesn’t react to it, beyond finding it odd and perhaps a little disturbing that the tune starts playing as soon as the automated doors slide open on a superstore covered floor to ceiling in vibrant red (and he knows he’s at Target, but geez, point noted already). The song continues on as he walks the circular perimeter of the store, its constant and unchanging tone spiking his nerves as much as his apparent solitude and the racks and stacks organized to inhuman immaculacy.
It’s his own paranoia that shocks Kurt awake, heart racing as he gasps for breath. The dream still lingers, unsettling in its lack of anything, so it’s a moment before the chiming little tune, real and familiar, trickles into his ears and he remembers the meaning associated with it.
Oh. Blaine is calling him.
Summary: Blaine has been turned into a baby, and Kurt is left dealing with the mess. Written for the Klaine Bingo prompt “de-aged”. Title from Lavender’s Blue.
Word Count: 1583
Read on AO3 here.
Kurt isn’t sure how his life became… well, this.
There is a baby lying on a rug in his bathroom, sucking on its toes and squealing with delight whenever Kurt twitches his lips or wrinkles his nose. It has a mess of black curls atop its head, chubby cheeks, and it’s-
Look, he’s just going to say it. Maybe saying it out loud while make things a little bit easier to deal with.
“My fiancé has been turned into a baby.”
Yeah, no. Still sounds insane. If Kurt takes baby Blaine to the doctor, he’ll get his fiancé taken away, and he’ll be sent for a mental health assessment. Kurt doesn’t even know how it happened. Blaine answered the phone, listened to whoever was speaking on the other end for thirty seconds and then poof. Literally. Blaine had disappeared in a cloud of white powder, and in his place was a heap of clothes wrapped around a helpless infant.
Summary: Soulmates may be rare, but Kurt has a mark and feels inexplicably drawn to the boy at the coffee shop with the cigarette and piercings.
For the Klaine bingo prompt: First Kiss, and the prompt by Sofia Michelle: badboy! Blaine / Soulmate! Klaine
Kurt saw him every day. He always sat at the same little table under the awning over the coffee shop, the boy with the coffee and cigarettes. Kurt had discovered the coffee shop a few days after moving to New York and had seen the boy for the first time then, sitting at that table, cigarette in hand and coffee in front of him, watching the world go by. Kurt had returned to the coffee shop every day since and, like clockwork, the boy was always at that same table.
Kurt didn’t know why he was so drawn to him, why he so covertly watched him with fascination while he drank his coffee. Maybe it was the look in his golden eyes as he watched the city thrum around him, or the way the smoke curled from his mouth to hang in the air before him. It could be the silver ring that glinted in his nose, or the swirling tattoo on his collarbone that peeked out from the neck of his shirt. Maybe it was something more than that.
compliment your soul // klaine bingo prompt: attraction
i. feel so close calvin harris ii. boom clap charli xcx iii. now i see tessa rose jackson iv. tongue tied grouplove v. sleeping with a friend neon trees vi. out of my league fitz and the tantrums vii. elevate st. lucia viii. stolen (feat. juli) dashboard confessional ix. inch of dust future islands x. compliment your soul dan croll xi. a world alone lorde xii. cross my mind twin forks xiii. what i wouldn’t do a fine frenzy xiv. bright echosmith[listen]
klaine bingo #4: anderberry siblings
note: inspired by the vineyard vines photoset that’s been circulating. planning on making it into a ‘verse. rachel is a part of the anderson family, which also includes blaine (obviously), cooper, and their parents geoff and margeaux.
word count: 1100
warnings: blow jobs, public nudity/sex (kind of)
“Shh, you really have to be quiet.”
“We’re fine,” Blaine says as he wraps his arms around Kurt’s chest and pulls him back so that they both nearly smash into the side of the house.
He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, Kurt, I’m sure my entire family has passed out from the wine at this point.”
Blaine turns Kurt around and beings to massage his shoulders, moving down his arms and across his chest, into territory that is becoming not-so family friendly.
“Kurt, you worry too much. C’mon.” He grabs his hand and they propel forward towards the fence leading to Blaine’s backyard.
“I’m sorry if I’m being overdramatic,” Kurt snaps, whispering, “but I’d rather not have your family that hates me catch me making out naked with their youngest and most precious child. On their property.”
Klaine Bingo : Poisoning
I went for the least damaging one - hence some domestic!Klaine !
Warning for vomiting (obviously)
Kurt knew that he should have been weary of that street vendor.
Of the absence of plastic gloves and the weird aspect of the meat in the sandwich.
But he was so, so hungry, he couldn’t wait to go home.
He’s kind of regretting it now though.
Words: 1 800+
A/N: I originally wanted to do Dreamworks, but then this came into my head and wouldn’t leave. So here is snowman!Blaine and mermaid!Kurt, in 3 and 1 form. Based on and titled after the Pixar short, Knick Knack.
Being a souvenir is a curious thing, Blaine Anderson knows this. There’s only so much you can do when you’re trapped alone in a snowglobe. Even if your igloo has magical properties to summon things and bring you to life, things still get boring fast when you have no one to share it with.